What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 01:42

You Only Live Twice
Goldfinger
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-All the bad guys are black.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
A View to a Kill
Willi Castro homers twice, Royce Lewis ends skid as Twins crush Athletics - Sports Illustrated
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Octopussy
Dr No
How do I seduce my sister? (I am an Indian) I want to have sex with her.?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
From Russia With Love
-”Ah so!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Moonraker
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Live and Let Die
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-J W Pepper
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Diamonds Are Forever
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